Mam
mam ♡
EAT YOUR PORRIDGE!
11:45
mam leaves for the gym at noon. so does today's porridge.
a mostly true story

eat your porridge.

before it becomes tomorro's

11:45 AM. The porridge is downstairs. Everything else can be tomorrow — the porridge cannot. Mam leaves for the gym at noon. You know the rule.

starring  RY as himself  ·  MAM as the voice of reason
featuring  THE DISHWASHER as an unreasonably hot obstacle